If somehow you find yourself in a scary, idiotic, pointless place called Yester World at http://www.escapeyesterworld.com/, here is how you can escape:
Close your browser window!
Don't waste time searching for something cool to justify the time you spent waiting on the countdown, for the intro to load, and then for the time you spent watching the intro. You're not going to get those two minutes back. They're gone forever. Let it go and move on.