Those of you I've been corresponding with about my laptop-less presentation situation for CC3 know I've decided to take my CPU to the party. The rationale is that all of my dotText sites are on it which I want to demo in real time and I want to easily walk through several VS.NET dotText solutions. Nutty, but makes perfect sense to me. It also allows me to spend all of my time preparing for the presentation rather than reconfiguring everything to run on a borrowed laptop, ghost my system on an external drive I don't have, whatever.
Okay, time to unplug the rascal from the network and make sure I'm ready to rock in standalone mode. I'm no TCP/IP Rocket Science specialist, but I figured I could add a few entries in the hosts and lmhosts files and I'd be good to go. No way, Jose'. My packets were going nowhere, not even to all of the resident web sites on the box. I reconfigured its networking every way I knew how and nothing worked. My hosts and lmhosts file addresses were being ignored and packets seemed to be dying when they hit the NIC.
Here's where raw idiocy comes in (or brilliance...okay, idiocy.) I've been around TCP/IP long enough to know that there's something called loopback involved. Time to pass the ol' TCP/IP buck! So I grabbed a linksys router sitting around and plugged the server into it (and rebooted.) The linksys router was powered-up and not connected to a thing, but it provided the loopback I needed to make every IP bound to my NIC light-up and stay lit! So it looks like I'll be bringing a CPU
and a linksys router.
I know this is coming. Someone will comment something like, "Gee-zus. You are such an loser. Just check the loopback checkbox!" And I'd say, "THANKS!" But I'm pretty sure there isn't a loopback checkbox though. There may be some
c:\>ipDoSomethingNutty -/WithSomeWeirdAssSwitch statement I could run probably. In the meantime, a nerd (of moderate-to-low intelligence) does what a nerd's gotta do.